Wednesday, January 28, 2009

it was raining when I was born

I have been on match for a while now. I have been on some decent dates... and some others that could make your hair stand on end. So, a few days ago, I winked at this dude. He is a widow and has one kid. Seemed pretty normal in his profile. Tall. Kinda cute. Here was his overwhelming response.

Hello Pretty,How are you doing today and how was your Day,Well Thank you for your email and i felt so Happy to Hear from A very Pretty and Nice woman like you.OMG Did anybody tell you that you are one of the most beautiful women in Match ? I bet if they elected Miss Match 2008, she has to be you! Your smile lightened my whole heart when I looked at your picture. It must be raining when you were born, because God was crying for losing his most beautiful angel.How long have you been living on earth?You were so pretty and irresistible and I couldn't get your image off my mind so I was forced to write you and ask if I could know you...well I just have to stop by to write you this email,so i will like you to send me an Email telling me some more things about your self if you don't mind you can send me an IM or and Email to my yahoo mail Address as soon as possible Because Im have a Technical Difficulty with my Match Account which have not been eligible me to send or Receive Emails Via Match,perhaps I've made a complaints to the head management to "Match" and they have assured me that they will help me look into this, although its very frustrating, but i believe its just a sort period of time...So i will like you to send me and Email to my email address, I could make out a Responds to you,How ever this way i will not be able to lose a contact with you. here is my email Address richard.lawrence1962@yahoo.com or IM Me on my Yahoo instant Chat richard.lawrence1962 Hope to Hear from you soon.Richard.

So, maybe I will be getting married soon. Don't know how I could pass up this gem.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who says all the good ones are taken?

leofsky said...

omigosh...I almost forgot about this guy! I know it was a very difficult decision to pass on this guy. I hope you're not too regretful? hehe

red.hot.mamma! said...

Sounds like not a real person. My boss does Match and she was telling me that she thinks some of the profiles are fakes for some kind of spam or scam or something. She said she got some sort of grammatically awful response (like this one) that was very obviously NOT from the nice, middle-aged white widower in a small town.